tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11444919.post4282877054922760294..comments2024-03-02T03:34:18.492-05:00Comments on JD Times: The Big 4 Or 6 - 0Jim D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02937524015257942529noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11444919.post-33682899698629735102008-04-22T04:19:00.000-04:002008-04-22T04:19:00.000-04:00I got the drop on the bastards. I'm 57, and I have...I got the drop on the bastards. I'm 57, and I haven't had a job in years. If you don't work for someone, they can't fire you.<BR/><BR/>But you are right about age hurting. I walked one simple mile about two hours ago, and my legs still ache.<BR/><BR/>And of course, you're married. But speaking as an older single gentleman, I just don't understand why people don't find me as sexually desirable as they used to. Why are they reacting to that old fart who lives in my mirror instead of the handsome hot me in my old photos? After all, I'm just as good in bed as I used to be, sometimes for as long as five or six minutes. Stamina. I had some around here somewhere. where did I leave it? And could we find a position that's not so hard on my knees? no. That one hurts my back. Turn this way a little... Ow!<BR/><BR/>But I'll say this for being our age. It beats the heck out of taking that alternate route that certain of our friends took, that of simply not aging, by dying in their prime. They'd have loved DVDs, and discovering that we actually managed to get a president even worse than Nixon. And if O'Bama gets elected, I want to wake up my dead, bigoted Uncles Frank and Fred, and rub their noses in it.<BR/><BR/>I'd write more, but my fingers are tired. I need a nap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com