Friday, March 9

Why The Next President Will Be A John

It is a simple matter of names. There have been four presidents named John. None of the names of the other candidates even comes close.



John - 4 Presidents: John Adams, John Quincy Adams, John Tyler, and John Kennedy.

Not to mention Andrew and Lyndon Johnson

Hillary - 0 Presidents

Rudolph - 0 Presidents

Mitt - 0 Presidents

Barack - Only 1: Barack "Thomas" Jefferson

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope you're right.

Wait, no, I hope you're wrong!

Uh.