PBS

I see that the former Republican Party co-chairwoman has been selected to run the Public Broadcasting System. I suppose this means there will be some changes in PBS programming:

NewsHour with Karl Rove

Tonight: Why liberals love homosexual flag burning al Qaida child molesters.

The Freedom Chef with Condoleezza Rice

Condi explores the obsolete cuisine of the "old" Europe.

Sesame Bun Street

Big Bird explains why fast food is good for you.
Also: The benefits of privatized Social Security.

Upstairs, upstairs

In this special episode the rich get rich and the poor get poorer.

Fawlty Spiderholes

Saddam does his laundry.