New Slogan

Following some controversy regarding The President's plan to avoid the term "Stay The Course" and instead change the way he is doing things, Mr. Bush has issued this statement:

Some say that changing the course is not the correct approach. That we should not change anything. That we should continue the same path.

That would be a grave mistake.

And let me be clear.

I don't care if the only ones who support my decision are my wife and my dog.

I will not budge from my willingness to change.

Therefore the new guiding principle for the United States will be defined by the following phrase:

"Stay the Change."