Thursday, September 10

Republican Prayer Breakfast


"Our Father"

"YOU LIE!"

"who art in heaven,"

"NOT BORN HERE!"

"hallowed be thy name."

"FASCIST! HOLLOW FASCIST"

"Thy Kingdom come,"

"COMMUNIST FASCIST!"

"thy will be done,"

"NAZI!!!"

"on earth as it is in heaven."

"HEAVENIST! COMMUNIST HEAVENIST NAZI!"

"Give us this day our daily bread."

"GET A JOB!"

"And forgive us our trespasses"

"FORGIVER!

"as we forgive those who trespass against us."

"HITLER FORGIVER SOCIALIST!"

"And lead us not into temptation,"

"LEAD-US-NOT-ER!"

"but deliver us from evil."

"DELIVERER! SOCIALIST DELIVERER FROM EVIL!"

"For thine is the kingdom,"

"KINGDOMIST! STALIN LOVER!"

"and the power"

"STALINIST HITLERISTIC SOCIALIZER!"

"and the glory"

"HITLER STALIN!"

"for ever"

"STALIN HITLER!"

"and ever"

"REPEATER! EVER AND EVER REPEATER"

"Amen"

"AMENIST! FINALIZER! STALIN NAZI HITLER COMMUNIST FASCISTIST!"



"I WANT MY BREAKFAST BACK!!!!!!"

1 comment:

Tallulah Morehead said...

But what about Kanye West going up and snatching the Crown of Thorns off of Jesus's head, and announcing, "This should have gone to Mohammed! He produced the most awesomest religion EVER!"?