Monday, March 12

The Quotations Of Chairman Cheney

Vice President Dick Cheney recently said anti-war lawmakers in Congress are "undermining" U.S. troops in Iraq by trying to limit President Bush's spending requests for military operations.

We should listen to this wise man. He's been right about everything so far.

About the war in Iraq: "We are, in fact, making significant progress."

About the Iraqi people: "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."

About Saddam Hussein: "He is, in fact, absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons."

About the insurgents: "They are, in fact, in the last throes of the insurgency."

About Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy: "Go, in fact, f*ck yourself."

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