There is a new reality show coming up called The Big 4-0 in which participants who are approaching the age of 40 engaging in activities designed to demonstrate that they are not approaching the age of 40.
Since I have recently completed three score years of life, I was wondering why they don't do the same thing for people approaching the age of 60.
What might people do when facing the big 6-0?
Based on my recent history I'd say one important thing to do is to file for unemployment, because even if you're not unemployed at the present, you soon will be.
I still can't believe those bastards fired me!
Another thing to do would be to start shopping for an good analgesic, because there is one thing about Sixty that is undeniable.
Whenever I see one of those movies where an older person and a younger person trade bodies, I always think the first thing the younger person should say is "Ow! My knees. For God's sake, what's wrong with my knees!!!!".
Another plan: Eat Meat. Eat a lot of meat. While there is still time.
Some pundits say that 60 is the new 40.
These pundits have never been 60.