Tuesday, February 14

Dick Cheney, Straight Shooter II

Rumor has it that the Vice President is now being recruited to represent the United States in the Winter Olympics. He is being asked to compete in an event where the USA is traditionally weak, the Biathlon. This is the competition that requires skiing and shooting.

Of course, as an 86 year old cardiac patient, skiing is not expected to be his strong point.

But anybody who makes an issue of it better duck!

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