“Can we hurry this up, I’m late for my plane. Here are my watch, keys, and nail clippers for the…Hey, where’s the x-ray machine?”
“Oh, we got rid of those. No sense in slowing people down is there, my infidel American friend?”
“Well, no, I guess not. What about my shoes?”
“Leave them on, no problem. What gate are you? Oh, gate 5. Relax, you’ll be there in plenty of time. Meanwhile, can I interest you in a hand gun?”
“Yes, I have Smith & Wesson, Glock,…”
“Say, do you have a Colt .45?”
“Ahh, the gun that won the West. An excellent choice. I also have a wide variety of knives."
"Do you have The Skinner?"
"Right here. And may I say, you are a man who knows your cutlery."
So Come on, Mr. President. How about having the UAE manage JFK and LAX?
Let's make flying fun and adventurous again!